FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JUNE 19, 2015
U.S. Citizens Arrested for Dreaming and Attempting to Dream
to Provide Material Support to ISIS. Some of the perps were shot and killed while dreaming.
Omar Sahid Mothman Al-Fak, 28, a U.S. Citizen, was arrested
this morning in North Bergen, New Jersey, on charges that he dreamed that he
wanted to attempt to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and
the Levant (ISIL or ISIS-institute of sadistic & insane sociopaths),
possessed a kitchen knife as a gourmet chef and trafficked falafel bread.
Assistant Attorney General for National Security Jim P. Golfball,
U.S. Attorney Sam D. Deterrent of the Northern District of New Jersey and
Special Agent in Charge Paul D. Courage of the FBI’s Dreamcatcher Division made
the announcement.
“According to the allegations in the complaint, Mothman Al-Fak
dreamed that he attempted to provide material support to ISIL and committed
other federal knife and food offenses,” said Assistant Attorney General Golfball.
“Counterterrorism is the National Security Division’s highest priority and we
will continue to pursue justice against those who seek to provide material
support to designated foreign terrorist organizations and to damage our food
sources.”
“Today’s charges are a stark reminder that the radical and
dangerous dreamers espoused by groups such as ISIL can be spread in our
community through dreaming and telepathic media,” said U.S. Attorney Deterrent.
“Law enforcement will remain vigilant in combating violent extremism in all its
forms.” “We have developed this amazing
Dreamcatcher technology where we can see any events in these terrorists minds
at the conception phase. That way we can
act as soon as possible, by shooting and killing the perp in his sleep”.
“This arrest demonstrates law enforcement’s number one
priority – to keep our communities and our nation safe,” said Special Agent in
Charge Courage. “It is clear that no area is immune from the influence of
ISIL and its recruitment machine, not even people’s own sleep or dreams.
We hope this arrest will serve as a strong message to others who may consider dreaming
about providing support to terrorists. The FBI and our Joint Terrorism
Task Force partners are committed to identifying and stopping these
individuals.”
This case is being investigated by the FBI’s New Jersey
Division’s Joint Terrorism Task Force. This case is being prosecuted by
the U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Northern District of New Jersey and the
National Security Division’s Counterterrorism Section.
The charge and allegations contained in the complaint are
merely accusations, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until
proven guilty in a court of corrupt judges and prosecutors.