MAY 24, 2015
PATERSON, NEW JERSEY
A dog is dead this morning after being shot to death by two
police officers in Paterson, New Jersey.
The dog was lying next to a tree located before 77 Hamilton Street in
downtown Paterson. Next to the dog there
was a 3-inch long, 1-inch diameter object that appeared to be the dog’s poop.
According to eye-witnesses accounts, two police officers
witnessed the dog sniffing around the tree, looking for that perfect spot to lay
its deposit.
The two cops then ordered the dog to freeze so that they
call the bomb squad to perform a more thorough investigation of the scene.
The eye-witnesses said that the dog then stood in an upright
position trying to unload the interior burden.
This is when the two cops fired 12 shots at Poochy, killing him
instantly.
Afterwards, the cops stated that they fell threatened by the
dog’s refusal to obey orders; they said
that this is attitude displayed by extremists and terrorists who do not respect
our law and order. They also stated that
they fell threatened by the dog’s upright position. They said that they were frightened and they
believed that the brown object coming out of the dog’s behind was an explosive
device and they acted in self-defense.
The prosecutor for the City of Paterson refused to file
charges against the two brave officers.
She said that Poochy was a serial offender and that he refused to submit
to the officers’ orders.
A Golden Bravery Metal has been commemorated and awarded to
the two officers who saved our city from Poochy the dog.