Friday, June 19, 2015

BREAKING: FBI USES DREAMCATCHER TECHNOLOGY TO EXPOSE PLANS OF WOULD-BE TERRORISTS. SEVERAL DREAMING INDIVIDUALS WERE ARRESTED




FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

JUNE 19, 2015

U.S. Citizens Arrested for Dreaming and Attempting to Dream to Provide Material Support to ISIS.  Some of the perps were shot and killed while dreaming.

Omar Sahid Mothman Al-Fak, 28, a U.S. Citizen, was arrested this morning in North Bergen, New Jersey, on charges that he dreamed that he wanted to attempt to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL or ISIS-institute of sadistic & insane sociopaths), possessed a kitchen knife as a gourmet chef and trafficked falafel bread.

Assistant Attorney General for National Security Jim P. Golfball, U.S. Attorney Sam D. Deterrent of the Northern District of New Jersey and Special Agent in Charge Paul D. Courage of the FBI’s Dreamcatcher Division made the announcement.

“According to the allegations in the complaint, Mothman Al-Fak dreamed that he attempted to provide material support to ISIL and committed other federal knife and food offenses,” said Assistant Attorney General Golfball.  “Counterterrorism is the National Security Division’s highest priority and we will continue to pursue justice against those who seek to provide material support to designated foreign terrorist organizations and to damage our food sources.”

“Today’s charges are a stark reminder that the radical and dangerous dreamers espoused by groups such as ISIL can be spread in our community through dreaming and telepathic media,” said U.S. Attorney Deterrent.  

“Law enforcement will remain vigilant in combating violent extremism in all its forms.”  “We have developed this amazing Dreamcatcher technology where we can see any events in these terrorists minds at the conception phase.  That way we can act as soon as possible, by shooting and killing the perp in his sleep”.

“This arrest demonstrates law enforcement’s number one priority – to keep our communities and our nation safe,” said Special Agent in Charge Courage.  “It is clear that no area is immune from the influence of ISIL and its recruitment machine, not even people’s own sleep or dreams.  

We hope this arrest will serve as a strong message to others who may consider dreaming about providing support to terrorists.  The FBI and our Joint Terrorism Task Force partners are committed to identifying and stopping these individuals.”

This case is being investigated by the FBI’s New Jersey Division’s Joint Terrorism Task Force.  This case is being prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Northern District of New Jersey and the National Security Division’s Counterterrorism Section.

The charge and allegations contained in the complaint are merely accusations, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of corrupt judges and prosecutors.